February 2012
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I decided to try another of those really solid pears we have
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last night I was at a party and my boyfriend was really drunk, and he kept hugging guys he didn’t know and saying he loved them even though he thought all of their names were Ben
then to me he’s like “apparently I’m a slut for boys when I’m drunk” and when my mum arrived to pick me up he was like “oh god don’t let me come out to your mum!!”
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yesterday I was catching a train home from the city after visiting a friend at like 11 at night and as I was walking up the stairs I stumbled in the most retarded way such that I was like dragging my shins up the stairs
and people were just like glancing at me judgingly and I was like dammit NO I’m not even DRUNK
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Gene gets a look at Ray's medical history:
textsfromtoccoahall:
(703): He was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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